the mommy fog

That’s not the real title of this post… compelling though, right?

Quick back-story– this post was originally going to be about the time I decided to make “chocolate” soup in my babysitter’s toilet. I was three. These things happen. I know you all have similarly disgusting stories from your toddlerhood, so don’t you dare judge me.

If you’d like to hear this story, please email me directly, and I’d be more than happy to elaborate further…. who knows, I may even include a color illustration, if you’re nice.

Anyway– the real title of this piece is:

Why I Will Never be Mom of the Year.

I’ve included five top reasons using bullet points, not numbers, because… well, my Powerpoint-obsessed, executive husband seems to think they are real “attention grabbers”. Thank you for not using any corporate buzzwords, honey.

So- here are the reasons:

•  I’m constantly putting my daughter down…

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  1. filmonista says:

    Thank you so much for the ReBlog– Great site. Punky Brewster lives on!

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